So we were playing hide and go seek, which involves her crawling under the chair I’m sitting in and loudly ordering me to count. Then I’m supposed to run all over the place, opening doors, peeking in cabinets, frantically trying to find her- while she giggles uncontrollably under the chair.
She pops out and stand behind me. I turn and pretend to be shocked, just shocked!
“Oh wow! Where did YOU come from??”
*rolls eyes like duh, we’ve been over this*
“From an egg.”
“Well. Way to be both sassy AND scientifically correct!”